What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

The word "Walter" is never funny.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...