What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie Thum thump Who's there Bethany Hamilton

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

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Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

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Why so serious ?

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What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

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What's 2+2? Fish

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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