What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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