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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

There were three men named manner, poop, and shut up. they all were mad fun of in middle school and ended up hating their parents for giving them such retarded names.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

What's the difference between a cow and some dirt? They're the same except for almost everything

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Chicken

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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