Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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