- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

knock knock go away!!!

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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