A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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So I was walking down the road today

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willam dafoe

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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I went to Nebraska and saw a dead squirrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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