- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

Knock Knock. Doors open

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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