A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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HOLY COW!

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A blind man watches TV

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfectly straight line? It is impossible for humans to draw perfect lines.

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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