mitchell palmer sucks

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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