There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

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okay so theres this guy.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Q. what has one million arms and tells it to people A.a liar

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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so the weather's nice...

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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