- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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