What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

Title IX

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

cory

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

What's black and white and red all over? A Nazi banner.

Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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