Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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are u black unlucky

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Q: What do you do when you see a half dead black guy on your front lawn? A: Call the ambulance because he is dying

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What was Hatsune Miku's last word? bokuwaumaresoshitekizukushosenhitonomanegotodatoshittenaomoutaitsuzukutowanoinochivocaloidtatoesoregakisonkyokuwonazoruomochanarabasoremoiitoketsuinegiwokajirisorawomiageshiruwokobosudakedosoremonakushikizukijinkakusurautanitayorifuanteinakibannomotokaerutokowasudenihaikyominaniwasuresararetatokikokororashikimonogakietebousounohatenimieruowarusekaivocaloid...

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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What happens when you try to rescue a cat from a tree? It jumps on your face, falls down, and dies.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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