- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

A baby seal walks into a club.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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