- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

You tell me. I have amnesia.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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