- Anti Joke

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

A person from Singapore eats

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.