- Anti Joke

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!