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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Poop

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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