- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

My mum is called Steve

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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