What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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Japan

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Replacement Referees

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Matthew Baker

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Guess what? Bananas

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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A French man gets into a fight

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The Princess is in another castle

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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