Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

The EPA.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

Pickles

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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