- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

rocky is staring at us from outside...

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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