Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

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Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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A muslim paints Mohammed

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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