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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

My mum is called Steve

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Logan's gay

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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