How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

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Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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