- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So a baby seal walks into a club...

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

how do you know when your in love? massive erection.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

Your mom is so old she died

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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