- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

What's brown and sticky? The stuff that comes out of your anus

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

How do you end a sentence

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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