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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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