- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

What's the capital of Ohio? O

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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