What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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adam hodgson !

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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