A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Q. why did I get hurt A. My pants fell off

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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WILLY

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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K O O K A B U R R A . . . . . . . . . . ReTweet

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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