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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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