- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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