Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did Harriet Tubman have to take the underground railroad? Because she was a fugly slut.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

In Kentucky...your grandmother rapes you.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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