what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

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A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

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How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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A man walks into a metal bar He had a swell time.

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Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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