- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

You're tall.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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