- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

what did one computer say to the other .........

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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