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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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The lion swallowed his pride.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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