- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

What did one jew say to the other? Hello.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why was the deer afraid of the hunter because the smell of toasters

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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