- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Shea's sty....

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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