What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

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Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

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sorry got to poo

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Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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A man gets pushed in to a pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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