- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

You bumder!

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Knock Knock .....................Oh it was just the TV

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