- Anti Joke

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

14 people jump in a hole about 25 ft deep. they can't climb out because it is a straight vertical drop.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

what did the bot get for his birthday? .. men!

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

Women's rights

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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