- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What did the old man say? Im old

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

Connor is homo

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

Why did the football player walk so funny? He went to Penn State!

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What the hell are you doing?

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

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