what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Horse with a chair on his head.

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