- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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