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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's worth than a large pile of dead babies? Nothing, you sick freak.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Have you seen Whitney Houston's new house? Neither has she.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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