whats dumb and small? dandruff

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Donald Trump.

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

A seal walks into a club.

The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

what goes boo a sock

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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