what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Anti Joke

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